THE WILLY ROASTER
A FUN, NOVELTY-TYPE CONVERSATION PIECE THAT IMPROVES THE QUALITY OF OUTDOOR COOKING
Can be easily assembled and modified in less than a minute to cook a variety of foods, either on an outdoor woodfire or barbeque
ANYONE THAT ENJOYS CAMPING SHOULD DEFINITELY HAVE ONE OF THESE
DESIGNED SO THAT THE FOOD BEING COOKED IS A CONSTANT DISTANCE FROM THE HEAT SOURCE
The Willy Roaster is a very entertaining item that not only makes outdoor cooking fun but it also helps to cook your food more evenly. It comes in six pieces and can be easily assembled and modified in less than a minute to cook a variety of foods, either on an outdoor woodfire or barbeque. The pieces include the ‘man’, a short tube, a long tube, a long food rod with a wooden handle, a long food rod for a conventional bbq, and a short food rod for conventional bbq.
The body of the man has a threaded male fitting welded to it in the pelvic area, where a measured length of pipe with a female threaded fitting is attached by screwing it on by hand and tightening it with a small wrench. The longer 3/16" stainless steel rod with a wooden handle on one end and a point on the other end is then fed through the attached length of pipe and through the fitting in the man's pelvic area, making it look like he has a PENIS, or "WILLY", and protruding out far enough to slide on a wiener, smokie, or whatever you choose to cook.
It is designed so that the food being cooked is a constant distance from the heat source and can be turned continuously or in graduated increments, providing a more even cook. To unload the food, hold your thumb on the washer by the wooden handle and pull the handle out slowly for the food to fall on the plate.
HOW IT WORKS
To cook a hot dog/smokie on an outdoor fire:
Screw the long tube on to the back of the ‘man’
Slide the wooden handled food rod through the tube so that the pointed end of the rod sticks out the front of the ‘man’ in the pelvic area. (shorter penis )
Slide the hotdog on to the rod that is sticking out the front of the ‘man’
Turn the wooden handled rod to evenly cook your food
To cook two hot dogs/smokies or a shish kabob on an outdoor fire:
Screw the short tube on to the back of the ‘man’
Slide the wooden handled food rod through the tube so that the pointed end of the rod sticks out the front of the ‘man’ in the pelvic area (longer penis)
Slide two hotdogs, two smokies, or a shish kebab on to the rod that is sticking out the front of the man
Turn the wooden handled rod to evenly cook your food
To cook on a conventional bbq:
Leave the tube off
Put in the short rod to cook one hot dog/smokie, the long rod if you want to cook two hotdogs, two smokies, or a shish kebab
Set on the bbq
Turn the food rod periodically with an oven mitt or tongs to provide a more even cook
FEATURES
Why People Will Love The Willy Roaster
It can be easily modified to change the length of the food prong
It can be disassembled easily for cleaning and storage purposes
It can be easily converted from campfire-style cooking to cooking on a barbeque
Food can be turned by hand to provide more even cooking
THE WILLY ROASTER
OFFICE DETAILS
Innovative Licensing & Promotion, Inc.
Attn: Ron Wiseman
VP, Licensing Operations
First Canadian Place, Suite 5700,
100 King Street West
Toronto, ON M5X 1C7